I hope Spongebob's not the Father!

Well lying in bed the other night my three year old out of nowhere tells me he's present. I had to think a minute have him repeat and then I got it he's pregnant. I burst into laughter. The things they say oh priceless.
So I put the tree up and that's as far as I have gotten, no ornaments well I have ornaments just nothing to put on the tree. I am however ahead of schedule I generally don't put the tree up till the week before Christmas. I know what's the use? I know what I want and have pictured in my head for my tree this year, but haven't got out to get it yet. Yes I am one of those people. I got my wrapping paper at Big Lots the other day it's adorable and cheap.
I haven't even began shopping usually I like to buy a little throughout the year but I have slacked this year. I hope to go and do some this weekend.
I need to start some traditions I remember when I was young we always stayed at Granny Bec's Christmas Eve watched movies and ate sticky popcorn, got to open one present. On Christmas day we woke up to cinnamon rolls, eggs, bacon, pancakes all the such, then gorged again at dinner and opened gifts. See Satchel needs something like that. This year he will really put it together.
Oh my hubby calls me I got a deer, he didn't tell me it was Bambi's mom, well maybe not really but he brings it home it's in the garage and he takes Satchel to see it. He justifies this by saying he wants to see it. I'm thinking he never said anything to me about it and wouldn't it be funny if you go out there and it's jumping all about our garage?
Hubby got bit by a dog today while out doing his route. It broke the skin. We have had great luck with dogs this year. I am gonna leave you all with this heartwarming little diddy! Yes Satchel was naked but we just finished bath time.
Sam