Look out he's a biter............

My Satchel the soon to be three year old today at church bite another little boy. It was one of those momments you wanna melt into the tile. I could hear the screams from the corrider about 10 feet away and all three were boys that were in there. I go inside and all three boys are screaming and the teacher is telling that they were fighting over a little push sweeper. My Satchel bite this boy and he's also the teachers son. It had already turned purple. My child never bites. Probably because I started early biting him if he bite anyone. Now I am at a loss for words because my once mild mannered little boy is spitting biting and hitting. Anyone with any suggestions let me know.
Sam

I just love me some shopping.........

Let me start by saying my feet are killing me. I am suprised I don't have blisters I know my debit card does. I went shopping yesterday with one of my friends. We went on the right day. Every store we went to had sales. I just have to say we went to Goody's and I got UPSET. There was a rack with summer clothes on it that well I thought said 80% off. I load up cause things on this rack are like 10.00 or less. I check out and my total is 46.00 I am like no way it should be a lot less. My friend is like yeah so after checkout we get out our cell phone calculators and add it up and it was way off should have been like 35.00 at the most. Now 10.00 is a lot on a shopping trip thats a pair of earrings. SO we speak to the manager and she's all like well did you read the sale sign right it says "Up to 80% off" At the same time we're both like thats tricky and so not right! I was gonna do a return and may still but I don't know the clothes I got I have been drooling over all summer.
So on to Old Navy where I got my 36.00 silky skirt for 2.00 OMG I like to have had a coronary!
I got a hot pair of high heels at Kohls and I love em but I am so not a high heel girl but they go perfect with like everything.
Bath and Body Works has the best smelling smelly goods and I got some of the Japenese Cherry blossom lotion and spray.
Last but not least one of my fav me stores Christopher & Banks. Love their stuff. I got two sweaters for the price of one. Everything I tried on was perfect. I wanna go back. I am now on the hunt for one of those puffer vests with the fur trim.
Next shopping trip in one month the Christmas excursion as I call it!
Hope everyone is having a great sunday! Back to the grind tomorrow!
SAM

YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME?

OK I am blowing snot from every facial orfice I have. I feel like crude. I swear if someone struck a match I would go up like a Christmas tree. I have so many tissues stuffed here there and everywhere I feel like an old ladies Sunday purse. I don't smell like cough drops though HeHe!

I went to bed lastnight at like 8 pm I was so fed up my head was pounding. I feel slightly better.My Satchel has this new thing where he has to poop sitting backwards I have no I dea where he got this idea but oh well he has to throw his underwear and pants off and crawl up there. I can only imagine him doing this when he's like thirty. He also tells me to go away so cute right!

He has added hitting to his arsenal I had to have a talk with my babysitter about our Walmart experience oh it was bad. So he now spits like a camel and hits.

I have decided I am going to start telling people when I think they are being crazy. So my child is screaming in Wal-Mart because I won't give him dirty apples I the bad mommy am going to make him wait until we get home. He goes of screaming and spitting it's a mess I just go on like it doesn't bother me. I am not going to cave. The women checker in the isle beside the one we are in butts in and here's how it goes:

Walmart checker: Oh he's so unhappy what's the matter?

Me: Well he wants a dirty apple everybody has probably had their germy hands all over and I am not gonna give it to him.

Walmart checker: I'll take it in the bathroom and wash it off.

Me: Oh no you won't take my produce in THAT bathroom. If you do it'a all yours.

Well that shut here up. She didn't say another word.

Hubby made steak and baked potato I am so full but I think we may go get Baskin Robbins me and Satchel!

Everybody have a great night!

Sam

Having a Blast!

I'm back. I fell off the face of the earth for a while but I guess no one really missed me. Down to buisness I have been so busy learning the ins and outs of my new job and fighting my soon to be three year old boy.
Me and hubby took the Satchel to Dinosaur World our last little get away for the year. It was a waste of money but he loved it. He had the best time. We then headed to a mall where I bought nothing. I think it's a conspiracy my hubby takes me to these places makes sure I walk my butt off then takes me to the malls when I have zero energy to do anything. We then ate at Logan's steakhouse the best steaks ever my meal was ruined however when hubby tells me my smashed potatoes resembled dog poop. Yuck! It really did. My steak was awesomw though.
Satchel spent the night at my mothers but was sad it was his first night away from me in like a year. I'm like are you sure your gonna stay and he's all like BYE!
Satchel has been practicing saying trick or treat.

How stinking cute huh! He now been in his bed for a week or maybe two now. He however must have mommy on the floor by his bed. I have wised up and now I get the cushions off of the couch to pad the floor. I don't sleep there long just till he goes to sleep.

Everyone sleep tight and next time maybe it won't be so long.

Sam

What Can I Say About Thursday.....

Well I have finished my notice at my current job it's sad because honestly this was a place I may have retired from. It was just one of those places for the most part I love the people I worked with but I am excited because I am going to be working with people I used to work with and closer to home. I will save gas! That's always a positive. Just another chapter in the life of Sam.

Did You Miss Me?

I figured anybody reading my blog has thought I have given up, well not quite. I went back to work this week. Vacation's over I started my two weeks notice on Monday. October 13 I start at my new job same monster different company. I am excited to go.
My Satchel is becoming more and more the three year old he will be one month from now actually today. OMG I gotta get on the ball. I have a party to plan and pictures to be taken.
We were online last night looking for Halloween costumes and what do we find a dinosaur and so cute but like $40.00 I don't know how everyone else is but I'm like sure let's just order that right up...................NOT. That is so silly paying that much for something that he will wear once. Ridiculous that's what it is. I think were getting to the point where I have to keep the bathroom door shut now after bath time for me. I get out have my jammy bottoms on and not my top yet and Satchel's all like let me see your boobies. So of course we're playing the ring around the roses to keep him from seeing me. Yeah bad.
I have already stopped watering my mums they look so pitiful I am gonna be turned into the FPS (flower protection services) Ha! Gotta find me first. My dear friend L is painting me some buckets to look like pumpkins to hold my mums. They are adorable she did hers last year they are so cute. I didn't go all out this year no hay no corn stalks.
I will never call boys underwear panties again that has bitten my hiney so much since we have done the potty training thing. He calls them panties so yeah I am momma to a pantie wearing tough guy.
My best friend is gonna have her miracle baby tomorrow I can't wait. He is gonna be taken in the morning. I am so happy for her and she is gonna be an amazing mother.
My Satchel is asleep on the couch I am debating on whether I am gonna wake him. He'll probably be up all night but I'll let his father deal with him. I had to Mon night. Oh he sleeps with me in our bed, my hubby sleeps on the couch. I can't I have "back problems" but Mon I had to sleep on the couch because hubby got mad and went to bed early. Well excuse me Monday is my TV night. Since we don't have a DVR I have to watch it when it comes on but I always watch Jon& Kate +8 at 9:00p and have recently started watching Gossip Girl the most awesome show ever. I am so for Serena. Anyway he went to bed and I got stuck on the couch because every time I got up to get in the bed Satchel awoke screaming for Milkwee that's milk or for Mommy. So Tues I woke up as a mega meanie.
Well gotta get in the tub Grey's Anatomy will be on soon.
Have a fabulous evening!