YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME?

OK I am blowing snot from every facial orfice I have. I feel like crude. I swear if someone struck a match I would go up like a Christmas tree. I have so many tissues stuffed here there and everywhere I feel like an old ladies Sunday purse. I don't smell like cough drops though HeHe!

I went to bed lastnight at like 8 pm I was so fed up my head was pounding. I feel slightly better.My Satchel has this new thing where he has to poop sitting backwards I have no I dea where he got this idea but oh well he has to throw his underwear and pants off and crawl up there. I can only imagine him doing this when he's like thirty. He also tells me to go away so cute right!

He has added hitting to his arsenal I had to have a talk with my babysitter about our Walmart experience oh it was bad. So he now spits like a camel and hits.

I have decided I am going to start telling people when I think they are being crazy. So my child is screaming in Wal-Mart because I won't give him dirty apples I the bad mommy am going to make him wait until we get home. He goes of screaming and spitting it's a mess I just go on like it doesn't bother me. I am not going to cave. The women checker in the isle beside the one we are in butts in and here's how it goes:

Walmart checker: Oh he's so unhappy what's the matter?

Me: Well he wants a dirty apple everybody has probably had their germy hands all over and I am not gonna give it to him.

Walmart checker: I'll take it in the bathroom and wash it off.

Me: Oh no you won't take my produce in THAT bathroom. If you do it'a all yours.

Well that shut here up. She didn't say another word.

Hubby made steak and baked potato I am so full but I think we may go get Baskin Robbins me and Satchel!

Everybody have a great night!

Sam